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True love is like a pillow

u can hug when u r in trouble

u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love

spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Marriages are made in heaven

then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.

I wrote ur name on the sand ...............

it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in air...........................

it got blown away,

So i wrote ur name in my heart..............

I got a HEART ATTACK

LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke......and ends in ashes...

But dont worry - we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur inocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,

u give me bouquet

when i ask u a stone

u give me a statue

when i ask u a feather

u give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKAwith WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had WHISKYwith WATER

I felt DRUNK

I had RUMwith WATER

I felt DRUNK

I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

when i call u;

1 ring means i'm thinking of u;

2 ring means i like u;

3 means i miss u;

4 means ...........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.change it to

exclamatory sentence ..

Student : WOW !

The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......

it functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time youu are Born....until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love

SMILE - is a source to win hearts...

SMILE - creates greatness in your personality

SO....

Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by2 min..

A beer shortens your life by 4 min..

A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir.....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide