Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand everything except for the LOGIC part. One day when he was reading, one of his non-sardar friends came home.

Friend: Santa singh ji How is your MBA preparation?

Santa Singh: Everything is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Friend: Logic is very easy.

Santa singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Friend: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be water in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Santa: YES.

Friend: Logically, someone will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Santa: YES.

Friend: so, logically, you are married.

Santa: YES.

Friend: So, that means you are a heterosexual.

Santa singh was very glad and he understood logic.

Next day he sees Banta singh and he was also preparing for MBA.

Santa: How is your MBA preparation?

Banta: Everything is fine except for the logic.

Santa: Oh, logic is easy.

Banta: Pleaseeee, give me an example.

Santa: Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Banta: NO, I don't have.

Santa: saala!!! HOMO!!!