Wife Defines by some wonderful persons
*David Bissonette
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
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*Sacha Guitry *
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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*Socrates*
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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*Anonymous*
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
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*Dumas *
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?
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*Sigmund Freud*
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
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*Anonymous *
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
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*Sam Kinison *
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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage."
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*James Holt McGavran *
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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't." *
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*Patrick Murray*
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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*Nash *
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once...
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*Anonymous *
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
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*Henny Youngman *
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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*Rodney Dangerfield *
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.*
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*Anonymous *
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine."
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*Anonymous*
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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