New Sholay

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and starts shouting:

"Abe O thakur! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software?Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".

Thakur [with anger] : "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur?Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh,Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another,using a laptop.

Kaalia Starts laughing and says: "Ha ha ha... thakur ne phresers (Freshers) ko liya hai.

Hee hee ye log programming karenge?

In ko toe DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru : "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain,kuch bhi kar sakte hain."

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard, then says :"jaao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya."

Now at GABBAR'S DEN.............................

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs thein?"

Kaalia: " Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho ? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega aur increment bhi?

Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi. "

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa].

"Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar. "

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.

[------- logout --------- logout -------------- logout-----------].

Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "Toe ab documentation kar ! Hee hee hee hey haah."

Kaalia: "Nahiiiiiiiiiii....@#$@%#. ! ! ! !...."